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professionist: (Vilof is crying about burritos again) (Default)
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  • Vilof is crying about burritos again
professionist: (Either your boy toy or the kid)
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  • Either your boy toy or the kid
Comment: who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
professionist: (I can't remember where my feet are)
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  • I can't remember where my feet are
Comment: All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror
professionist: (If we order a pizza)
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  • If we order a pizza
Comment: and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
professionist: (If I had pants on)
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  • If I had pants on
Comment: you wouldn't be getting this text message
professionist: (Yeah I should probably start planning)
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  • Yeah I should probably start planning
Comment: our first conversation instead of our first child
professionist: (The best part about drinking boxed)
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  • The best part about drinking boxed
Comment: wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
professionist: (Of course not)
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  • Of course not
Comment: I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation
professionist: (Also 70% sure I have a splinter)
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  • Also 70% sure I have a splinter
Comment: on my eyelid from last night
professionist: (Maybe you can hide out somewhere she)
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  • Maybe you can hide out somewhere she
Comment: would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
professionist: (My chest smells like french fries)
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  • My chest smells like french fries
Comment: Get at me attractive men
professionist: (The more and more I drink I keep)
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  • The more and more I drink I keep
Comment: rationalizing banging eye patch girl
professionist: (I woke up and found cookies in my purse)
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  • I woke up and found cookies in my purse
Comment: It's a 12/12/12 miracle
professionist: (I really want to throw this drink in you)
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  • I really want to throw this drink in you
Comment: but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
professionist: (I know that was a dream because)
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  • I know that was a dream because
Comment: I woke up and there was no pizza